They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens!

They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself. You hit me with a cricket bat. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff.

I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!

They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself. You hit me with a cricket bat. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff.

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All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?

I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?

Saving the world with meals on wheels. No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister.

I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple.

Me.

I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?

Saving the world with meals on wheels. No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister.

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